Smut Reader Book Club soy wax candle in matte black glass jar with pink label and ash wooden lid, funny romance reader and book club gift

Smut Reader Book Club Candle – Funny Bookish Gift for Romance Readers

£22.00

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Smut Reader Book Club

Welcome to the most elite club in town—membership includes a saucy imagination, a pile of dog-eared paperbacks, and this candle flickering while you read that chapter. You know the one.

Whether you’re Team Enemies-to-Lovers or rooting for the morally grey villain with a redemption arc and a six-pack, this candle sets the mood. Pair it with your favourite spicy read and a cup of tea (or wine, we don’t judge).

Customisable with your fragrance of choice, so you can make it as sweet, sultry, or downright scandalous as your bookshelf.

Scent Menu — Choose Your Vibe:
🍷 Black Pomegranate – Dark, juicy and a bit mysterious. Think late-night tension and forbidden kisses.
🌿 Blackberry & Bay – Fresh, flirty, and fabulous. Like your favourite rom-com meet-cute.
🔥 Sahara – Spicy, sultry and exotic. Desert heat with a hint of danger.
🌹 Pink Pepper & Rose – Soft, floral with a peppery kick—like your heroine in heels and ready to cause drama.
🪵 Fireside – Warm, woody and perfect for curling up with a slow-burn romance.
🍂 Vanilla Embers – Sweet, smoky and comforting. Smells like the love interest you secretly want to marry.

🕯 220g of soy wax sass
🕒 Burn time: 35–40 hours of plot-thickening ambience
💨 Cruelty-free, vegan friendly, and won't judge your reading habits

Perfect for gifting your fellow smut enthusiast or treating yourself because, let’s face it, you deserve it.

Every Say it With Wax candle is lovingly hand-poured in Surrey using:

100% soy wax – clean-burning, cruelty-free, and totally vegan
Premium fragrance oils – because basic smells are banned here
Natural cotton wicks – no nasties, just a beautiful, even burn
30cl matte black glass jars – sleek, moody, and totally gift-worthy
Ash wooden lids – to keep the sass sealed in

Each candle holds 220g of wax, giving you a burn time of 35–40 hours (depending on how nicely you treat it 😉).

Candle Care Tips:

Let the wax pool fully on the first burn, no tunnelling on our watch!
Trim the wick to 5mm before each light for a cleaner flame.
Keep away from pets, kids, and exes.
Never burn for more than 4 hours at a time. Your candle deserves a break too.

Treat it right, and it’ll keep the vibes (and the fragrance) going strong.

Shipping:

We hand-pour and pack each candle with love (and a healthy dose of sarcasm) from our little HQ in Surrey, UK. Orders are usually dispatched within 2–3 working days—because good things take time, but not that much time.

UK shipping from £3.95
Free shipping on orders over £40
Tracked delivery options available for peace of mind (and nosey tracking)

Returns:

Changed your mind? We get it—sometimes love fades. If your candle isn’t quite what you expected, you’ve got 14 days to let us know.

To be eligible for a return:

It must be unused and in its original packaging (sniffing is fine, lighting is not)
Email us at sayitwithwaxshop@gmail.com with your order number and reason for return
Return postage is on you unless your item arrived damaged or faulty

Smells funny in a bad way?

If your candle arrived a bit worse for wear, snap a photo and drop us a message. We’ll make it right quicker than you can say “burn, baby, burn”.

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Smut Reader Book Club Candle – Funny Bookish Gift for Romance Readers

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