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Congrats You’re a MILF Now soy wax candle in matte black glass jar with pink label and ash wooden lid, funny new mum gift, baby shower present
  • Congrats You’re a MILF Now soy wax candle in matte black glass jar with pink label and ash wooden lid, funny new mum gift, baby shower present
  • Congrats You’re a MILF Now Candle – Funny New Mum Gift, Soy Wax, Black Jar
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Congrats You’re a MILF Now Candle – Funny New Mum Gift, Soy Wax, Black Jar

Congrats You’re a MILF Now Candle – Funny New Mum Gift, Soy Wax, Black Jar

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☞ Details

🔥 From zero to MILF in one baby.

Celebrate the glow-up (and the stretch marks) with Congrats You’re a MILF Now! — the funny new mum gift that says “you survived childbirth AND you’re still hot.”

Perfect for baby showers, Mother’s Day, or just letting your bestie know she’s officially joined the MILF elite.

Hand-poured in Surrey, this soy wax candle comes in a matte black glass jar with a bold pink label, topped with a smooth ash wooden lid for that “I’ve got my life together” look.

Bonus — it smells way better than nappies.

💖 Why You’ll Love It

  • A cheeky, confidence-boosting new mum gift idea

  • Elegant black jar candle with bold pink text

  • Luxe ash wooden lid that doubles as décor

  • Choice of 6 fragrances from our luxury candle scent collection

  • Vegan, cruelty-free, and clean-burning soy wax

🌸 Fragrance Options

Choose the scent that matches her MILF energy:

  • Black Pomegranate – rich, dark, and mysterious

  • Blackberry & Bay – fresh, floral, and fabulous

  • Fireside – cosy, warm, and dependable

  • Sahara – exotic, spicy, and confident

  • Vanilla Embers – sweet but with a kick

  • Pink Pepper & Rose – soft, romantic, but still a little savage

📏 Product Details

  • Size: 220g / 7oz

  • Dimensions: H 9.16cm x D 7.78cm

  • Burn time: approx. 35–40 hours

  • 100% soy wax – vegan, cruelty-free, and clean-burning

  • Matte black glass jar with pink “Congrats You’re a MILF Now!” label

  • Premium ash wooden lid for a luxury finish

📦 Production & Shipping

  • Handmade to order in Surrey, UK

  • Production time: 1–3 working days

  • UK delivery: 2–4 working days

  • International shipping: 7–14 working days 🌍✈️

  • Ships in protective packaging for safe arrival

🛒 How to Order

  1. Pick her favourite scent

  2. Select your quantity (default is 1)

  3. Add to cart and checkout

  4. Prepare for big laughs and even bigger MILF energy

🧼 Candle Care Tips

  • Trim wick to 5mm before each burn

  • Let wax melt to the edges on first burn to avoid tunnelling

  • Burn for max 4 hours at a time

  • Never leave unattended (especially around curious toddlers)

🎁 Perfect For

  • Baby showers with a side of sass

  • Funny Mother’s Day presents

  • New mum care packages

  • Celebrating motherhood without losing the fun

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✨ Materials & Candle Care

Every Say it With Wax candle is lovingly hand-poured in Surrey using:

  • 100% soy wax – clean-burning, cruelty-free, and totally vegan
  • Premium fragrance oils – because basic smells are banned here
  • Natural cotton wicks – no nasties, just a beautiful, even burn
  • 30cl matte black glass jars – sleek, moody, and totally gift-worthy
  • Ash wooden lids – to keep the sass sealed in

Each candle holds 220g of wax, giving you a burn time of 35–40 hours (depending on how nicely you treat it 😉).

Candle Care Tips:

  • Let the wax pool fully on the first burn, no tunnelling on our watch!
  • Trim the wick to 5mm before each light for a cleaner flame.
  • Keep away from pets, kids, and exes.
  • Never burn for more than 4 hours at a time. Your candle deserves a break too.

Treat it right, and it’ll keep the vibes (and the fragrance) going strong.
📦 Shipping + Returns

Shipping:

We hand-pour and pack each candle with love (and a healthy dose of sarcasm) from our little HQ in Surrey, UK. Orders are usually dispatched within 2–3 working days—because good things take time, but not that much time.

  • UK shipping from £3.95
  • Free shipping on orders over £40
  • Tracked delivery options available for peace of mind (and nosey tracking)

Returns:

Changed your mind? We get it—sometimes love fades. If your candle isn’t quite what you expected, you’ve got 14 days to let us know.

To be eligible for a return:

  • It must be unused and in its original packaging (sniffing is fine, lighting is not)
  • Email us at sayitwithwaxshop@gmail.com with your order number and reason for return
  • Return postage is on you unless your item arrived damaged or faulty

Smells funny in a bad way?

If your candle arrived a bit worse for wear, snap a photo and drop us a message. We’ll make it right quicker than you can say “burn, baby, burn”.

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