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Hot Mess Express Candle

Hot Mess Express Candle

£25.00 GBP
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Flexible returns

☞ Details

Because being a bit of a disaster is basically a lifestyle.

Meet Hot Mess Express — the candle for people who have their life together… in spirit, if not in practice.

Bold saffron, bright citrus, and creamy sandalwood blend into a fragrance that’s confident, chaotic, and still somehow fabulous.

It’s the scent equivalent of winging it with style.
The chaos might be real, but so is the main character energy.

Hand-poured in Surrey using vegan-friendly soy wax and premium fragrance oils, this is the perfect scent for messy rooms, messy buns, and beautifully messy humans.

🔥 Scent Notes

Top: Saffron, Bergamot, Rose
Middle: Clove, Jasmine, Leather, Nutmeg
Base: Moss, Patchouli, Sandalwood, Vanilla

Why You’ll Love It

  • Hand-poured in small batches in Surrey, UK

  • Vegan-friendly soy wax (no paraffin, phthalates, or parabens)

  • Strong, warm, spicy scent with a luxe feel

  • Approx. 40-hour burn time

  • The perfect candle for chaotic queens and certified disasters

Perfect For

  • Dressing table chaos

  • “Getting ready” playlists

  • Sassy gifts for your favourite hot mess

  • A scent that smells like confidence with a side of chaos

CLP Allergen Information:

Contains 6,7-Dihydro-1,1,2,3,3-pentamethyl-4(5H)-indanone, Linalool. May produce
an allergic reaction.

 
✨ Materials & Candle Care

Every Say it With Wax candle is lovingly hand-poured in Surrey using:

  • 100% soy wax – clean-burning, cruelty-free, and totally vegan
  • Premium fragrance oils – because basic smells are banned here
  • Natural cotton wicks – no nasties, just a beautiful, even burn
  • 30cl matte black glass jars – sleek, moody, and totally gift-worthy
  • Ash wooden lids – to keep the sass sealed in

Each candle holds 200g of wax, giving you a burn time of 40 hours (depending on how nicely you treat it 😉).

Candle Care Tips:

  • Let the wax pool fully on the first burn, no tunnelling on our watch!
  • Trim the wick to 5mm before each light for a cleaner flame.
  • Keep away from pets, kids, and exes.
  • Never burn for more than 4 hours at a time. Your candle deserves a break too.
  • Use a coaster to put your candle on.

Treat it right, and it’ll keep the vibes (and the fragrance) going strong.
📦 Shipping + Returns

Shipping:

We hand-pour and pack each candle with love (and a healthy dose of sarcasm) from our little HQ in Surrey, UK. Orders are usually dispatched within 2–3 working days—because good things take time, but not that much time.

  • UK shipping from £3.95
  • Free shipping on orders over £40
  • Tracked delivery options available for peace of mind (and nosey tracking)

Returns:

Changed your mind? We get it—sometimes love fades. If your candle isn’t quite what you expected, you’ve got 14 days to let us know.

To be eligible for a return:

  • It must be unused and in its original packaging (sniffing is fine, lighting is not)
  • Email us at sayitwithwaxshop@gmail.com with your order number and reason for return
  • Return postage is on you unless your item arrived damaged or faulty

Smells funny in a bad way?

If your candle arrived a bit worse for wear, snap a photo and drop us a message. We’ll make it right quicker than you can say “burn, baby, burn”.

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